Taking a Rest

I did something yesterday I have not done so far: I rented a gay porn DVD. It was fun just seeing the face of the guy at the rental, as he paled and his eyes widened almost as if I had asked him if he knew where the church of Satan was gathering because there was a child sacrifice and I was the one with the dagas. First he muted and looked at me with his bulging eyes, and then, looking away, he stuttered that they had only one of those. So they had gay porn.

- Good - I said, - Give me that one.

He went to the tape (knew immediately where it was) and opened it for me.

- This is what I have, is that good?

I didn't even look at it. I found it funny that he offered as if they had other movies in stash.

- Yeah, sure.

I had seen one other gay porn DVD and it was BAD! The guys were ugly and had bad teeth, skin conditions, weren't in shape and where all of them badly shaven. I thought it would be the smae, but I wanted to rent something to laugh a little and something fluffy, plotless and light. The title of the DVD is "XXX DENY". The guys are actually quite well built and though half of them are very gay (queerie), and the main character has ugly teeth and makes stupid faces, it wasn't bad at all. I might say I liked it, but that was until this morning.

I watched the DVD at night, so I watched it very quietly, or on MUTE. Besides, the idea is the action, not the non-existing, embarrasingly bad plot, right? For some wicked reason, I wanted to also hear it, so today, as I was alone, I played it again, suffered the TERRIBLE Dubbing the American do to movies (really, phony, bad voices, all so fake) and then left on watching the action and taking care of other things I was doing (trying to fit my stuff into a "under 20 Kg luggage"), so I wasn't really playing attention save from the occasional "check the cocks out", when I suddenly heard something I recognized. Horrified, I looked at the TV, pushed the volume up... and the dudes fucking where dirty-talking in Hungarian!!!!! Out of automatic reaction, I shouted and stopped the film, turning to cable to calm myself. What was that? I was shocked!

I mean, I love gay dudes and I find Hungarian dirty-talking the hottest thing in the world since fresh coffee, but that was... so... disgusting... the things they said... I had to put it in mute, and watch some more before just removing it and watching something else. The DVD was shot in Hungary and the dudes were all Hungarian save from an ugly one from Ukrania.

... I think I'll just stick to regular homoerotica fiction. The bad thing about movies is that you don't get the chance to picture the hot guy, but you see the genital fungus you really don't need to see... or the three-day shaving and curved, uneven dicks.... @_@